About my previous post, I've just watched Mean Girls staring La Lohan. I was like.. woah, this girl.. she's totally me. (Ok, enough of the Valley girl writing, it's making me puke now.)
I tend to tag QB's as the same with Celeb Wannabe's. QB=CW. They act and look like the same thing.
For all you CW's out there:
1. Have the numbers of a great dentist or splurge for the best toothpaste and toothbrush, you gotta have pearly whites. It's part of your charm (or so they say.. Me, I just puke..) I mean, some people could get out of a freaking mess with just a smile.. (or so they belive that they could..) But it helps, I mean it does really. Ask Ms. Hilton
2. Know the language, learn the magic phrases or words.BFF: Best Friends Forever (Nicole Richie and Paris)BFL: Best Friends for Life (Kim and Paris)Frenemies: Friends turned enemies turned friends. (Nicole and Paris...)etc. whatever.
3. It pays to be in the know. Drop killer names like Uncle Karl (Lagerfield) or the words jetting off for Milan. You know the drill, hobnob with stars, star wannabe or local celebs. Stalk them if you have to until you reach your goal.4. Have great acting skills. This will definitely work during cat fights and whatnots. It's also great for drumming up public interest and making people sympathize for your cause. With great acting skills, it ain't matter if you're right or wrong.. Then again, most of the CW's doesn't have an ounce of acting skills. 5. Have a disorder, may it be eating, drinking.. It drums up interest. God.. now that I've listed this, it's like they're attention whores. Wahaha.
6. Have a scandal, the raunchier the better. Whatever makes people talk about you. Like they say, good or bad publicity is still publicity.
7. Kiss ass. Literally and figuratively.